Grocery Store Employees T-Shirts

Delivery of flat-bottom wheels to supermarket

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Important Food Groups

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Biker chopper shopper

Artificial Isle

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'