Grocery Humor Lovers Pillows

'I think you'll find the dating agency NEXT door, madam!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I like my steak well done."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Low income vampires.

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

That was 16 items.

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

'We're out of peanut butter.'

'This could be a new record!'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

Tank vs. Can opener.

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

'Are you over 18 stone?'

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"