Grocery Goofball Gifts

Looking for a gift for your grocery goofball? Our collection of witty and playful products captures the spirit of someone who loves grocery runs and kitchen chaos. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring a smile to their face and a laugh to their day. These creative, house-proud gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys a bit of humor in their daily routine. Surprise your favorite grocery enthusiast with something that truly stands out and makes their shopping adventures even more fun!

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Sauces & Pickles

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You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper. mockup

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?" mockup

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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Shoot For The Moon

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"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!" mockup

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

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"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!" mockup

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

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"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

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The Deaths take a selfie.

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"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?" mockup

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

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'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

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"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar." mockup

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

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'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

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"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

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'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.' mockup

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

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'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.' mockup

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

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