Gritty Gym Enthusiast Pillows

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Cheerleaders

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"