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'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

A pretention of playwrights

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Knickerless Cage.

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."