Gritty Drama Enthusiast Mugs

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

A pretention of playwrights

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."