Quirky Drama Lover Mugs

"I can't believe they advertised that movie as a cerebral, understated action-adventure, when it was clearly a mind-bending, quirky drama."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Family Joules: Part 5

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Who knew grass migrates?

I Pagliacci

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Proposal

Oedipus

Fishing.

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."