Grip Strength Enthusiasts Gifts

" ... and look at that grip, Daddy!"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Checkmate!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Tractor Art

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

The natural selection process in golf.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Third base coaches during a brawl.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Skunk dreaming.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

A Very Freudian Slip