Grip Strength Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Checkmate!'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Tractor Art

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

The natural selection process in golf.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Skunk dreaming.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Golfer couple just married

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

A Very Freudian Slip