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"Curious and curiouser."

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Cat Reunion

'Oh Hi!'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

JET (Part I)

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Oscars

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

You can never over garnish!

Modern day mirror.