Grinning Guru Mugs

"Curious and curiouser."

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Cat Reunion

'Oh Hi!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Oscars

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Modern day mirror.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'