Grime Smuggler T-Shirts

"Sorry about the grime, Doc. I had to burn some bridges on my way here to keep the crazies from following me."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Brothers Grime

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

'Dicing with Death'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Grim Reaper on a desert island

Dead & Breakfast.

"Sweet."

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"Not It!"

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

Police sketch artist drawing class.

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

"I understand that you love him like a son, but you have to take him to a vet not a pediatrician."

Two Chimney Sweeps.

'A Mr Reaper from Garden Maintenance to see you, sir.'

My parrot died.

"It's amazing how filthy these cartoon panels can get."

"Remember, if we sell arms to them, and then they turn on us, they will not agree to return everything to us."

Police Grime Fighters.