Grime Smuggler Pillows

"Sorry about the grime, Doc. I had to burn some bridges on my way here to keep the crazies from following me."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Brothers Grime

Not you. Your hair.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Pest control, with death.

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

'Dicing with Death'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Dead & Breakfast.

Grim Reaper on a desert island

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

"Sweet."

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"Not It!"

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

"Nope. Nothing to declare."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

"I understand that you love him like a son, but you have to take him to a vet not a pediatrician."

Police sketch artist drawing class.

Two Chimney Sweeps.

'A Mr Reaper from Garden Maintenance to see you, sir.'

My parrot died.

"It's amazing how filthy these cartoon panels can get."

Grim reaper climbing a death mountain in Iraq.