Grime Lover T-Shirts

The Brothers Grime

'I like looking lived in.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Bubble gum leaves

"I said slime."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

Now Trump's Slogans Rhyme

Homeless or in a band

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'