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'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

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'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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Litterary Dogs.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

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Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

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Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

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