Smuggling Saga Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Fish or Cut Bait

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Wotan with eye patch

Virgil

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Valkyrie.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'There are some gentlemen here who say that they want to drink your blood - do I show them in?'

Sauron's Sore Eye

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Luke, come over to the light side."

'What'

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

Offer you can't refuse

'If Tony Soprano muscled in on the Corleone family, who would win?'

In the old room

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

'Anybody home?'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fisher a Message...

'Go, Meacham!'

Judicial Studies: History of Organized Crime. Is this required reading? Yes, it's an author you can't refuse!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 7

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

“Some day, Paulie, we’re going to look back at this moment and say, ‘Remember that time we whacked Eddie?’”