Smuggling Saga Enthusiasts Gifts

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Wotan with eye patch

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Valkyrie.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'There are some gentlemen here who say that they want to drink your blood - do I show them in?'

Sauron's Sore Eye

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

'What'

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

Offer you can't refuse

In the old room

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'

'Anybody home?'

'Go, Meacham!'

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

“Some day, Paulie, we’re going to look back at this moment and say, ‘Remember that time we whacked Eddie?’”