
Death reads a bedtime story.
Treat the grim tale collector with gifts that blend dark humor, gothic style, and creative flair. Perfect for those who love mysterious stories, creepy classics, or their own macabre collection. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their fascination with the darker side of storytelling in a fun and clever way.
Death reads a bedtime story.
"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."
"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."
Ghost puddle
"Define fair."
7 More Dwarfs
'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"
Death Waits Behind the Doctor.
'I've been knocking for ages!'
'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'
Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.
Brothers Grimm
'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'
I told you I lost it in the sun.
Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.
Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys
Sea Angel
Elf Farm
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Floods leave man and ghost stranded.
'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'
'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'
"You'll be sorry Charles!"
"Beware of everything."
Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."
Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel
"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."
Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 2
"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."
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