Grim Tale Collector Mugs

Death reads a bedtime story.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Brothers Grimm

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

Elf Farm

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Grim Reaper on a desert island

Sea Angel

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

"Beware of everything."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel

'Struck by lightning, twice.'