Spooky Tales Collector Mugs

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Define fair."

Marley had a little lamb

7 More Dwarfs

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"One blackbird pizza?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Wonderland Auto Dealers. We have some very satisfied customers. Humpty Dumpty loves the airbags in his new car! Hansel and Gretel are happy with their GPS. And the three bears think their security system will prevent break-ins. Goldilocks probably wishes the three bears bought something with keyless entry. The biggest complaint is from Cinderella. Did her car into a pumkin? No, this time it's a lemon!

Poems to Spookify

William Tell in his younger years.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'