Grim Reaper Buff Gifts

"Jerry, you fool! can't you see that you're flirting with Death?!"

Why the missing face?

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Vaccinating Death

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

Hi again

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Operation/Grim Reaper

"You may need to seek professional help."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Come on - let me guess again."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

It's called a scythe

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'