Grim Reaper Buff Mugs

"Jerry, you fool! can't you see that you're flirting with Death?!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Vaccinating Death

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"You may need to seek professional help."

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'