Grievance Collector Gifts

Fussbudget 1989

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Boss in front of angry mob: 'Put it in writing.'

"I don't get it...my boss once said that he loves animals...just last week he called me 'the laziest dog he did ever see.' But yet he fired me..."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

A northern cow

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

Other Walks of Shame

'No, I'm not retired. I just complain about everything now so when I do retire I'll already have some experience at it.'

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

"Complaints about the industry have gone through the roof!"

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'I said... oh, forget it!'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Dear Mr Burglar - Just a quick heads up all of us in here have tested positive 4 covid. . . Cheers.

"So, after days of moaning about the heat, you can now moan about the torrential rain."

"To think I used to complain about making house calls!"

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".