Grief Counselor Gifts

'Please save any questions for later, when the grief counselor gets here.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"Wilcox is showing signs of compassion fatigue."

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Grief Counselor - Offering closure. Closed

COVID Deaths

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Grief Counsellor and Grim Reaper knocking on a door.

Hearse uses a SadNav instead of a SatNav.

"Sorry, the grief counselor was fired along with you employees."

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"After we read the earnings report, you're welcome to proceed to the adjoining room, where you'll find refreshments and grief counselors."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'There wasn't a damned thing I could do about it.'

'First time, is it?'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Larry! Larry! Can you hear me?'

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

"Whilst I appreciate the vacuum demonstration, I do not wish to have my late mother's ashes on my new carpet!"

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

Before I give you the judge's decision on your appeal, I don't believe you've met our grief councilor.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

'Touching.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "