Greeting Card Writer Pillows

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Mother's Day cards

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Parp!

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Reflection greeting cards.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."