Greeting Card Writer Gifts

Why 25% of greeting card writers don't make the grade...

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Belated Birthday Cards

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Mother's Day cards

Parp!

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'