Greeting Card Pillows

Scientific RD: 'Have an eureka day, Wally' - 'You too, Sue'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Reindeer

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Belated Birthday Cards

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Cards Galore.

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.