Greeting Card Critic Pillows

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

Reindeer

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Belated Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Cards Galore.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.