Thank You Card Critic Pillows

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Picking pastries.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Final words on gravestones.

Thanks for feeding the plants.

'Well I haven't had a chance to review all your readings in depth, but if I were to be forced to make an educated guess I'd say that your were knackered!'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Expensive greeting cards.

Sunrise and Sunset

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Belated Birthday Cards

'I want to thank you for sending me to those Excellency training classes.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

Other People

Thank You to Vaccinators

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'Can you hold this for me?' (sign with 'Grudge' written on it).

"I just love your use of lying"

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Bakery. Pies. Havana Banana $8.00. Jamaican Apple $6.50. Florida Key Lime $9.25. Haitian Rhubarb $5.99. Aruba Cr

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"