Thank-you Note Writer Pillows

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Picking pastries.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Well I haven't had a chance to review all your readings in depth, but if I were to be forced to make an educated guess I'd say that your were knackered!'

Sushi Train Spotters

Expensive greeting cards.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'I want to thank you for sending me to those Excellency training classes.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Ideas that don't suck.'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

Other People

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Can you hold this for me?' (sign with 'Grudge' written on it).

Bakery. Pies. Havana Banana $8.00. Jamaican Apple $6.50. Florida Key Lime $9.25. Haitian Rhubarb $5.99. Aruba Cr

Writing buddies

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."