Thank You Notes After A Party Or Event Pillows

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Picking pastries.

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Best Scapegoat

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Thank you

Shall I be mother?

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fruitcake

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Thank You to Vaccinators

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'