Thank You Gift Pillows

Picking pastries.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Daughters on the beach

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Santa called but you were out!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Love.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."