Thank-you Note Writer Mugs

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Picking pastries.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Thanks for feeding the plants.

'Well I haven't had a chance to review all your readings in depth, but if I were to be forced to make an educated guess I'd say that your were knackered!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Sushi Train Spotters

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Expensive greeting cards.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'I want to thank you for sending me to those Excellency training classes.'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Other People

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Can you hold this for me?' (sign with 'Grudge' written on it).

Writing buddies

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'