Love Note Writer Mugs

Man states that he has never indulged in flirtation - lady suggest that perhaps he has never had any encouragement.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

I love you.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

Trumpet

'Not more junk mail!'

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Vocal Masterclass

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Its been too long, baby.

People writing with huge pen and paper.

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

French Horn Microphones

Posting a letter - "Right that done...." "It's irrevocable.." "I'ts a white envelope with blue writing."

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

Missing you.

'I'm sorry to tell you but your wife has been unfaithful to us.'