Love Note Creators Mugs

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Ten out of ten for effort...

I love you.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Evolution of love

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

Trumpet

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"With the courage from that one drink I'll tell you I've been faking my squeal for years."

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

"Cute... But way too young."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Man states that he has never indulged in flirtation - lady suggest that perhaps he has never had any encouragement.

' Kiss me'

Love Park: You Are Here

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale