Love Note Creators Pillows

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Ten out of ten for effort...

I love you.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

...In a Relationship

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Trumpet

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"With the courage from that one drink I'll tell you I've been faking my squeal for years."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

"Cute... But way too young."

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

' Kiss me'

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Man states that he has never indulged in flirtation - lady suggest that perhaps he has never had any encouragement.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

Love Park: You Are Here

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.