Lover Of Funny Notes Mugs

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"We the jury, find the defendant. Hang on..uh oh...where's that sticky note go?"

Sticky note guy.

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Dolphin Music

Hundreds of Work Reminders

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

'They always off the mom.'

'As I see it, there are two groups. Them - who came from nowhere and wear fig leaves - and us, who have been around for a long time, and are just trying to evolve.'

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

Note from Self: Stick To It

'Joey, I'm taking you out of tobacco company stocks, and putting you into medical marijuana futures.'

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"Please don't ask me to remind you to do anything else for awhile."

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

Mushy. Wilted. Rotten. Moldy. Gross. What WAS this? Compost-It Notes.

"In the land of the memo, the Post-it man is king."

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"

'Leo, someday you'll thank me for your under-performing stocks, since money can't buy happiness.'