Lover Of Funny Notes Prints

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"We the jury, find the defendant. Hang on..uh oh...where's that sticky note go?"

Sticky note guy.

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Dolphin Music

Hundreds of Work Reminders

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

'They always off the mom.'

'As I see it, there are two groups. Them - who came from nowhere and wear fig leaves - and us, who have been around for a long time, and are just trying to evolve.'

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

'Joey, I'm taking you out of tobacco company stocks, and putting you into medical marijuana futures.'

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

Note from Self: Stick To It

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"Please don't ask me to remind you to do anything else for awhile."

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

'Leo, someday you'll thank me for your under-performing stocks, since money can't buy happiness.'

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"