Green-thumbed Storyteller T-Shirts

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

Okay, dig that one up!

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

The Perfect Garden.

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"He's being retrained."

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

Icarus flies into a wind turbine

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'