Green Storytellers T-Shirts

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

The Perfect Garden.

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"These are my windscreen credits."

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"How long have you felt like a man trapped in the body of an alligator?"

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"