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'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The Origins of Everything

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Swamp gas

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

New Year 2020

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"I had half a date last weekend."

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"These are my windscreen credits."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"It's your turn, kid."

Paper Bath Towels.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

The Great Chemical Novel.