Sustainability Storyteller T-Shirts

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

"I heard it's linked to some sort of upcoming climate change event."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Is it that bad?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

The Origins of Everything

Population rocket

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Vivienne Westwood

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

City Windfarms.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"