Sustainability Storyteller T-Shirts

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

"I heard it's linked to some sort of upcoming climate change event."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

Environmentalist Brainstorm

The Origins of Everything

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Population rocket

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Price may vary with weather.

Water scarcity in Africa

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"