"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."
Green Thumb Strategist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your green thumb strategist? Explore our collection of clever and charming products designed for garden gurus and plant lovers alike. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, there's plenty to inspire and delight the strategist who nurtures nature’s beauty with expertise and passion. Celebrate their love for growth and planning with thoughtful, unique merchandise that makes their gardening genius stand out.
Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site
"I suppose I could do this myself. Or I could hire someone to do it. Or I could tell Baldo he's too young to do it."
Dunmowin
Prize vegetables.
The Busy Gardener
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
Something Wilted This Way Comes.
Allotment
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
Don't forget the hosepipe ban!
"First time pruning?"
Gardener
"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"
Doing the borders.
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Horti-Culture
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
Garden Goddess.
Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.
Garden.
The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!
Award Winning Gardener
Eco Princess
An old man growing berries
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
Green Thumb Strategist Gifts Collection
Green Thumb Strategist Mugs
Find the perfect mug to celebrate your green thumb strategist. Our collection of witty and charming mugs makes morning routines a little brighter for plant lovers.
Green Thumb Strategist Pillows
Add botanical charm to their home with our plant-inspired pillows. These cozy accents celebrate their green thumb with style and whimsy.
Green Thumb Strategist Prints
Decorate their space with our beautiful prints inspired by plants and gardening. A perfect way to honor their horticultural passion and strategic talent.
Green Thumb Strategist T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt collection designed for garden strategists. Stylish, witty, and comfortable—perfect for showing off their plant-loving pride wherever they go.