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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Steak Ted?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

Beer Garden Kit

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Clown-noser.'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Prom 2020

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"