Green Prom Planner Mugs

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'Steak Ted?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Beer Garden Kit

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Clown-noser.'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Prom 2020

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."