Prom Planner Mugs

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Prom 2020

Demure lady with gloves

"We only got six days of funding."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Toast at the Ball

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I think you might need to start again."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Innovation & Calculation

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."