Prom Planner Mugs

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Prom 2020

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Toast at the Ball

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I think you might need to start again."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Innovation & Calculation

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'