Green Pasture Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Free Range Golfers

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Shepherd

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

COW. JUST COW.

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Even cows get the blahs....

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'He's in a good mood today.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."