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If Moses was a cow.

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

Country Bumpkin.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

A day at the transgenic races

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"They’re real."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'