Green Pasture Enthusiasts Mugs

'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Free Range Golfers

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Shepherd

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

Even cows get the blahs....

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

A Stretch Cow.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'