Pastures T-Shirts

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Blue Arrows

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Ham-Dram

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

When Cows Discovered Mowers

COW. JUST COW.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

Brown cow

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

I've turned to the darkside!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!