Pastures T-Shirts

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Ham-Dram

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

Shepherd

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

Brown cow

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

I've turned to the darkside!

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'