Pasture Playwright T-Shirts

'Guess who!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Cow Pollen

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Ham-Dram

It MUST be Valentines Day!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

COW. JUST COW.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Brown cow

Sheep

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Your grass looks great."

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Will work for grass